Posts Tagged ‘Meditation’

The path  to eternal patience : as revealed  in shopping aisles 

September 2, 2025

Seekers of wisdom, weary men, and accidental saints – welcome. Today, I unveil a spiritual practice, perfected through years of trial and despair while loitering outside trial rooms: following the significant other as she “just peeps into shops” – in Montreal, Moscow, Montenegro or Manipur.

You think patience comes from meditation? Ha! Patience is forged by standing in the “50% Off – Final Clearance” section for forty-five minutes while she  debates whether polka dots are still in fashion.


Lesson 1: Time is an illusion 

She says, “Just one store.” You believe her. That is your first mistake. Time bends in the gravitational field of a sale sign. Ten minutes for her is ten centuries for you. Welcome to eternity.

Lesson 2: participation without  presence 

You will be asked questions like, “Do you think this looks good on me?” Understand: this is not a question. This is a trap. Master the sacred phrase: “Yes, perfect” and deliver it with the conviction of an experienced thespian who is day dreaming about sitting in a cafe, sipping a Negroni.

Lesson 3: Emptiness 

As your day dreams wane – so does your ego. Soon you will no longer care about anything. You have transcended.

Lesson 4: Trial by bags 

At the end of the all the research,  she may finally purchase a thing or two . And when she does, she will hand it to you. Those shopping bags are not mere fabric and plastic. They are sacred weights – symbols of suffering, badges of endurance, proof of your spiritual progress. Carry them proudly, pilgrim.

Lesson 5: Nirvana in the aisles 

Around the seventh store, your brain will quietly shut down. You will stop thinking, stop caring, stop resisting. You will achieve pure thoughtlessness.

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How Zorba the Greek Derailed My Spiritual Ambitions

July 5, 2025

Once upon a time I was an indefatigable reader of books by spiritual masters and about spiritual masters.

From the austere wisdom of the Upanishads to the whispering clarity of Rumi; from the razor-sharp aphorisms of Zen monks to the ever-smiling Dalai Lama – I devoured them all. Tibetan lamas, Sufi mystics, Christian contemplatives, and, yes, even the occasional Hawaiian shaman or California – based crystal whisperer. If someone had even briefly glimpsed enlightenment, I wanted their reading list.

Like many ‘seekers’ (with mild existential anxiety) I was trying to decode the big questions:

What is the purpose of life?

Why are we here?

What happens after we die?

And also – should I eat carbs after 8 pm if I want to attain moksha?

I diligently underlined passages, lit incense, listened to chants and tried very hard not to judge people. I nodded gravely when someone used the word “non-dual.” I even attempted silence. (On day two, someone asked me what was wrong with my voice.). I also went through a ten days Vipssana course. It was uplifting and learnt to mediate.

But then… I met Zorba.

Or rather, I read Zorba the Greek. And something shifted.

Here was a man who didn’t quote scriptures, didn’t meditate at dawn, and certainly didn’t follow any “12 steps to transcendence.” Zorba danced. He loved. He failed. He laughed like the gods were listening – and couldn’t care less. He devoured life with both hands, spilt wine, and the occasional broken plate.

And suddenly, all those questions I had held so carefully began to wobble a little.

It wasn’t that Zorba answered the great spiritual questions. It’s that he made them seem slightly… beside the point.

Because what if the meaning of life is simply to live it? Fully. Messily. Gratefully. What if we’re not here to transcend the human experience, but to inhabit it?

Zorba didn’t seek detachment -he sought engagement. Not escape, but immersion. He was a walking contradiction: earthy and wise, wild and kind, reckless and clear-eyed.

After Zorba, I began reading the mystics a little differently. I still love their insights – but now I suspect many of them would’ve quite enjoyed a night out with Zorba too. Even the Buddha might’ve smiled at one of his jokes (before returning to his cushion, of course).

So here I am now – older, possibly wiser, and only occasionally smug about inner peace. I still listen to chants sometimes but soon shift to Jazz. I still flip through spiritual books out of habit. I meditate sometimes. But I also dance , badly, to Bollywood music. And when someone offers me a glass of wine, I don’t check if it’s organic or karma-free. I just raise a quiet toast to Zorba and then ask if there is any Mezcal in the house. If not Ouzo.

Because maybe the sacred isn’t always in silence.

Sometimes it’s in the laughter that bursts out when you stop trying so hard to be profound.

💬 “Life is trouble. Only death is not. To live… is to undo your belt and look for trouble.”

– Zorba the Greek